1.)
Given that I'm a latent pyromaniac, the first thing I'd probably do would be to re-enact Gizmo's flaming stationary bow and arrow (from that one time he went all John Rambo on things!)
2.)
Next up, if I'd run out, I'd probably end up using a paper clip as a stand in for a cable, while working on a Raspberry Pi project...
3.)
Keep it for the next time I need to remove an iPhone simm!
4.)
And finally just use it to reset my router!